Me he mea lā, ua hana pinepine ka makua kāne a me ke kaikamahine i nā leʻaleʻa moe kolohe, no ka mea, ua ʻike ke kaikamahine ma ke ʻano he slut mua, a ʻaʻole hilahila ʻo ia e kona kupuna. ʻO kona mau maka hilahila ʻole e hoʻohauʻoli hou i ka ʻelemakule, a ʻaʻole ʻo ia e hoʻomanaʻo hou i kona kūlana. Piʻi aʻela nā hāli waha o lāua ʻelua i loko o ka hoʻopaʻapaʻa paʻakikī, a uwē ka ʻōniʻoniʻo me ka leʻaleʻa, ʻoiai ʻaʻole poina e ʻakaʻaka ʻoluʻolu i kona makuakāne.
Hele loa kēia mau moʻopuna! Hiki i nā poʻe pāʻani maoli ke makemake i ke kupuna kāne Hauʻoli Makahiki Hou ma ia ʻano. A ua kākau lākou i kahi leka iā Santa e makemake lākou i ka moa nui a paʻakikī i ka Eve Makahiki Hou - no laila ua hāʻawi ʻo ia iā Grandpa i kahi dick, a ua māʻona lāua ʻelua. Ke noʻonoʻo nei au i ka mea a ke kupuna kāne i kākau ai iā Santa Claus i kēlā manawa? ))