He ʻīlio wale ʻo ia e kali nei i kāna ʻīlio. ʻO kāna mea hoihoi wale nō, ʻo ka moa a me nā pōpō a me ka scrotum. ʻO ka lawe ʻana i ka cum ma kona mau maka ʻo ia ka mea e makemake ai nā blonde a hauʻoli kēia i ka hana ʻana. ʻO ia mau kaikamahine e omo i nā moa a pau e hiki ai iā lākou ke komo me ko lākou mau lehelehe.
He iwi ʻili, pimply, ke kū ʻo ia i luna! Koe na u he maikai ke nana aku, ke nana wale aku. ʻAe, koe wale kēlā hoa a hilahila ʻole, ʻaʻole pono ka lōʻihi e hoʻoheheʻe no ka moekolohe.